and if I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey

So I sort of got fired from my job.

Okay, not sort of. Because you can either be employed or unemployed and currently, I am not employed.

Now, if I was the old me, I would watch re-runs of The Office and eat a gallon of Rolo Ice Cream. The new me, however, will eat two gallons and throw in S3 of Friends.

I'm not upset.

I'm not.

Honest.

Maybe the mention of my ex-boss makes me want to twist her into a pretzel and feed her to some seagulls. Or, you know, shove her foot in her nostril and make her cut off her nose and eat it, but upset is definitely not the word to describe me.

I'm looking for jobs, though.

On the upside: Darren and Kelvin fixed my iPod! I dropped it and the backlight broke, they did some stuff (idk what stuff, Asian stuff) and now it works again! I can listen to it in the dark again! SUCCESS!

... haven't you always wanted a monkey?