I went to the drugstore this morning.

Apparently they don't sell cocaine.

Disappointed, I settled for Advil.

Tooth paste was on sale.

I bought a lot of that...3 tubes, to be exact.

Is anybody in the Greater Toronto Area looking to get their dick sucked?

I am prepared to complete such tasks if the blowjob-ee was to take my math exam for me.

Deal?
Okay.
Cool.

as we go on, we remember...

As graduation approaches, I find myself in an emotional state....

that I never thought I'd be in.
I don't wanna go.
I actually want High School to go on forever.
I'm not ready for the real world.
The real world is not ready for me.

Yesterday, as I was sprawled on the ground with my old yearbooks, I realized I was not just looking at the past. I was trying to look for my future.

It wasn't there.

I'm not sure about anything. I feel scared, sad, excited, accomplished, unaccomplished.

I may even end up just staying in high school. I really don't feel ready.
Maybe my feelings will change in a month.
Idk.

My little lamb... lost.

I had a feeling this would happen.

The gayer, 'edgier' ELVIS REINCARNATED... lost.

Now, I don't know what to say. Actually, I do.

America isn't exactly the intelligence compass of the world. We already have a countless number of cute, decent singers who can play guitar. So why not give one more a career? Right? That's just... logical, right?

Who cares that Adam was exceedingly more talented, or had kick-ass hair, or was able to turn on 'performer' like it was a damn toaster, or that he looked like a 'modern' Elvis. I mean. WHO FUCKING CARES.

Whatever.
Fuck.


Song - I wanna love you - The Maine (Akon cover)

Talent Show Play

Darren (as Chris Brown): Wow... that's a nice eye shadow you're wearing. Is it from Cover Girl? Oh wait... uh.. I know what that is.. er, that's not.. eye shadow... is it...

(normal voice): Oh, nice shirt Ms. Burton...

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

It's not always a duck.

Adding milk into a bowl of nails doesn't make it cereal.

Just because you look happy, doesn't mean you are.

And when it all comes crashing down, I'm not gonna be around to dust you off.

I despise everything today.

Everything. Every fucking thing! I just want to stab everything.

Pick Me Up Of The Day

After watching 'Uganda Rising', I've realized how unfortunate some people are and how disgustingly ignorant we can sound by how we complain over nothing. So I've decided to regularly post something to hopefully bring your frown upside down! Life is good!




yes that is the, uhm. Interesting-looking Sarah Jessica Parker.


Hey, you could've always looked like this.

Cheer up, butercup!