I went to the drugstore this morning.

Apparently they don't sell cocaine.

Disappointed, I settled for Advil.

Tooth paste was on sale.

I bought a lot of that...3 tubes, to be exact.

Is anybody in the Greater Toronto Area looking to get their dick sucked?

I am prepared to complete such tasks if the blowjob-ee was to take my math exam for me.

Deal?
Okay.
Cool.